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This is STILL, at least 1 in every 5 tweets on my TL. And I'm fully here for it.

This is STILL, at least 1 in every 5 tweets on my TL. And I'm fully here for it.

6.2M views1 week ago

x.comStu Roberts.

“When the door says ‘hang in there’ but your undies take it literally.”🤪🤣🤣🤣

“When the door says ‘hang in there’ but your undies take it literally.”🤪🤣🤣🤣

1.2M views1 month ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

“Temu Helmets: Zero bad reviews from crash victims. Ever. (They’re too busy being reincarnated.)”Wear at your own risk — or just use it as a very stylish flower pot. 😭🤪🤣

“Temu Helmets: Zero bad reviews from crash victims. Ever. (They’re too busy being reincarnated.)”Wear at your own risk — or just use it as a very stylish flower pot. 😭🤪🤣

907.3K views1 month ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I really need a prairie dog in my life 😻❤️🥰

I really need a prairie dog in my life 😻❤️🥰

649.6K views1 month ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🚨 Earlier today, protesters swarmed the Warren E. Burger Federal Courthouse in St. Paul after 15 Minnesotans were indicted for allegedly conspiring to impede or injure federal officers and violently oppose immigration enforcement.I am very pro-police getting involved here. You can protest. You can criticize ICE. You can be furious about federal charges.But you cannot swarm a federal courthouse and try to intimidate the justice system in real time.

🚨 Earlier today, protesters swarmed the Warren E. Burger Federal Courthouse in St. Paul after 15 Minnesotans were indicted for allegedly conspiring to impede or injure federal officers and violently oppose immigration enforcement.I am very pro-police getting involved here. You can protest. You can criticize ICE. You can be furious about federal charges.But you cannot swarm a federal courthouse and try to intimidate the justice system in real time.

538K views1 month ago

⚠️: “Warning: Watch at your own risk of choking on laughter” 😆 🤣🤣🤣🤣

⚠️: “Warning: Watch at your own risk of choking on laughter” 😆 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Optical illusions are the ultimate troll — your eyes swear it’s real, your brain knows it’s lying, and you still can’t unsee it! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Optical illusions are the ultimate troll — your eyes swear it’s real, your brain knows it’s lying, and you still can’t unsee it! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

103.2K views2 weeks ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

“Welcome to Australia, where the wildlife is basically a Darwin Award waiting to happen.”🇦🇺🐨🦘🤪😳🤣🤣

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x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The DSA and their allies are never going to beat the bandwagon allegations at this rate.That is what makes “Abolish ICE, Knicks in 5” so funny.“Knicks in 4” or “Knicks in 5” is a prediction. You say it before the series is over.Please go back to caring about soccer.

34.3K views3 weeks ago

“Me: just trying to get to floor 5. Universe: here’s a full-frontal plot twist.”😈🤪🤣🤣

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x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Exhausted from 12 hours of bullsh*t, but I still drop to my knees the moment I get home. Wife’s special recipe is always worth the overtime… face buried deep, no complaints.😈🤪🤣🤣

1.5M views1 month ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

It’s stressful to be a #Linglingkwong‌ fan. Imagine everyday you’re on the edge of your seat hoping she won’t do anything stu**d, and then moments like this appears and now you’re thinking of excuses to defend her 😩😫On top of that, you have to this every month😓🫣#lingorm

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🚨 Starbucks Socialism, Extra Foam: $30 an Hour and Benefits for Making CoffeeThis Starbucks Workers United video is clearly supposed to make us more sympathetic to these baristas. It mostly does the opposite.Part of the problem is aesthetic. These baristas will say they do not have to conform to respectability politics, and fair enough. Even as a bit of a metalhead myself, though, if you are making demands at me in a Horrendous metal band tee, I am probably telling you to pound sand.I am sure S

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Always and forever Cicciolina 💔

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x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Puppy yoga!!! 🐶Sign me up😻🥰🤪everyone watching wants to be a puppy 😁

20.8K views4 weeks ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I love steroids

1.2M views1 month ago

x.comProfessor Stu 💀

Cats 🐈 They're not copying you, they are actively mocking you.😹😹😹

18.6K views4 weeks ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Fart pranks, the best way to start the day💨🤣🤣🤣🤣

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x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I'm clearly not drinking to my full potential because I've never used a wet wipe to make a call!🤪🍺🤣🤣

10.5K views3 weeks ago

x.comStu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I am not obligated to do anything for senpai but i love him enough to draw instead of studin’ for my exams. #senpaispider #qsmp #qsmpfanart

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x.comMeng ฅᨐฅ🍀🇳🇵||SCI supporter

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