Customers who bought their birds from Tesco, Lidl and Sainsbury's claim to have discovered their Christmas Day turkeys rotten ...

"Hello ladies," he began. "Lily, do you remember that childhood Christmas when I placed the roasted turkey on the table, and you asked why on its beautifully brown skin, it had a tattoo? "And I ...

While many enjoy exchanging presents and eating turkey on Christmas, some prefer to indulge in a drink or two.