Get into the holiday spirit with these funny sayings. Everyone says it’s the season to be jolly. But if you’re not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should give you a ...

The holidays are a wonderful time to tell the special person in your life that you think they are the greatest gift ever! These sweet and silly sayings are perfect sentiments to send to the object of ...

31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it. 30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. 29. The world is your oyster. 28. If you’re not growing, you’re dying. 27. If you see a turtle at the ...

National Wine Drink Day is the time to speak your mind, because "In vino, veritas." Getty Images 1. “I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy 2.